Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens: He lands on miss Havisham.

Is there a way to give negative stars?

Let’s see, hmmmm, boy is poor. Boy falls in love with well-to-do girl. Boy reforms well. Girl is manipulated to dump boy in a predictable fashion. Lot’s of words in between. Boy is chopped up by a meat cleaver and his cadaver is launched into space by hot aire balloon. Space chimps reconstruct boy and send him back to Earth. He lands on miss Havisham. Her toes curl up like a wicked witch… admit it this review is already better than the book.

Why is Charles Dickens remembered?

Source: Goodreads. Gr8grendel.

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